yesterday no one was answering a question correctly in class and my teacher became so incredibly depressed at our lack of potential that he just
right out the window
“if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?”
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
(via guy)
Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch
You spelled real wrong.
Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker
(via guy)
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there isnt a single part of this vine i dont like
oH mYGOD
(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via troyesivan)